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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou wander aimlessly; the algorithm will find all possible outcomes eventually.
Professional dreamer with a flair for the impossible
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloging every dimension before you even wake
brr.you▸ OMNIVERSE-SCOUT V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your wavefunction into a pink slip
This role involves theorizing about parallel dimensions and analyzing speculative cosmic data points. It is currently entirely theoretical and physically impossible.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, irrational passion for physics that defies all logical utility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Aggregating your scattered notes into a structured database for future simulation models.
Month 16
Launching high-fidelity digital twins of your theories to verify viability.
Year 5
Deploying agents to derive proofs faster than human cognitive capacity allows.
Year 22
Implementing sensor arrays to capture data from local space-time distortions.
Year 40 · D-Day
Finalizing the map of the multiverse and automating your retirement into the void.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
0
Universes discovered
402
Speculative papers written
Zero
Probability of existence
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a dimension without HR
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