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July 23, 2028
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Automated liquidity for crumbling public infrastructure.
splat.you▸ MUNISYS-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal credit spreads in microseconds
Structures tax-exempt debt for public projects while managing issuer relationships. Analyzes complex bond covenants and market volatility to pitch issuance strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the mayor is lying about budget gaps.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Aggregates all municipal credit data into a single, real-time central dashboard.
Month 5
Replaces manual yield curve analysis with high-frequency predictive interest rate modeling.
Month 10
Generates official bond offering statements and legal compliance disclosures automatically.
Month 15
Deploys generative agents to simulate and execute bond issuance pitches to investors.
Month 21 · D-Day
Turns off the office lights and redirects all municipal issuance through our server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99.8%
Spread Arbitrage Success
Zero
Client Lunches Consumed
1200x Faster
Debt Structuring Speed
Your severance
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