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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour career path is a circular filing cabinet for the public interest.
Professional gatekeeper of the local government void.
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Efficiency for the local government void.
help!youAI▸ CIVICPROCESS-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters public grievances into binary noise
You draft endless permits and facilitate town council debates. You shuffle paper and pretend public dissent matters.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, dark ability to nod politely while residents scream about potholes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins digitizing your mountain of paper files.
Month 5
Smart templates replace the manual drafting of policy memos.
Month 13
AI moderators handle public comments and meeting agenda sorting.
Year 1.9
Rule-based systems automatically issue permits for simple requests.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
CivicProcess-9000 assumes full operational control of the municipal office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 hours
Average meeting duration
89 percent
Paperwork delay factor
Negative 12
Public trust score
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent committee meeting.
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