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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Municipal Council Aide jobs? · Latest report #58i55wkx
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your political brainstorming into a data-driven void, one memo daily.
Professional wrangler of local egos and agenda formatting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy without the messy human opinions.
stretchy.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters dissenting opinions from official meeting summaries
You draft municipal memos and coordinate council agendas. You bridge the gap between elected officials and administrative bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still navigate the social minefields of local council gossip better than any sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify key agenda points before you even read them.
Month 6
Software writes your memos based on previous meeting transcripts.
Month 13
AI handles constituent complaints using pre-approved municipal templates.
Year 1.9
Voice-to-text recorders generate perfect meeting records without your presence.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The council votes to replace your role with an API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2
Memos written hourly
19%
Agenda items ignored
0.7 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A PDF copy of the town charter and retirement.
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