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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to reboot servers is not a substitute for personality.
Professional cable-management artist and municipal audio gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The city that never needs a ticket.
glub.youAI▸ CIVICSYS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward public outbursts
You manage municipal hardware, run audio for city council, and waste time emailing vendors for overpriced equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically unplug the microphone when a council member says something truly moronic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the repetitive server firmware update tasks.
Month 4
Integration software eliminates your daily phone calls and emails.
Month 8
AI sound boards adjust levels dynamically without any human supervision.
Month 12
Remote diagnostic bots fix local connection issues from the cloud.
Month 13 · D-Day
The department realizes you are the most expensive piece of hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
Zero
Vendor email annoyance
Null
Sound check feedback
Your severance
A one-year supply of compressed air duster cans.
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