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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsIssuing citations for trash cans takes less intellect than a thermostat.
Professional seeker of chipped paint and overgrown weeds.
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The sidewalk is now under total surveillance.
stretchy.youAI▸ CODESCOUT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates fines based on satellite imagery
You inspect properties for code violations and track building safety compliance. Your clipboard is essentially a digital graveyard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact amount of passive-aggressiveness in a neighbor's property dispute.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
City vehicles get roof cameras to automate street-level visual data collection.
Month 6
Image models flag grass height and peeling paint with perfect accuracy.
Month 12
Violations go straight to property owners without a human touching them.
Month 16
An automated portal handles appeals and removes the need for you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The city decommissions your office desk and reassigns your office space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Average citations per hour
800
Caffeine intake in ml
0.01%
Tolerance for angry homeowners
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the city waste dump.
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