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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling electricity to people who literally have no other choice.
Selling the invisible stuff, one billboard at a time.
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Automating your mandatory local messaging.
splat.you▸ UTILITYPUBLICITY AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates local bill inserts and billboard layouts
You coordinate out-of-home ad campaigns and mediate between utility departments. You sell a service that everyone needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a public announcement will actually cause a riot at town hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your department logs move from manual tracking to an automated dashboard.
Month 5
Algorithms begin purchasing billboard space based on real-time municipal traffic data.
Month 13
Cross-departmental communication becomes a centralized chat bot handling all requests.
Month 21
Generative models produce all necessary utility flyers and public notice visuals.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and a script runs the entire outreach department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% effective
Ad reach optimization
Zero
Interdepartmental friction
Always
Public mandate compliance
Your severance
One free year of municipal power with no grid-fees.
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