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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Munitions Systems Expert jobs? · Latest report #47gbe76p
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour career has a shorter shelf life than the ordnance you maintain.
Qualified in explosive assembly, currently awaiting inevitable obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision assembly, zero human error, eternal vigilance.
bzzt.you▸ ORDNANCEBOT MARK VII▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates fuse timers in microsecond intervals
You inspect, assemble, and track explosive ordinance systems. The machine does this without sweating the humidity controls.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to decide when the safety pins look sketchy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact hand movements during fuse assembly tasks.
Month 7
Cameras replace your eyes to spot casing cracks faster.
Month 15
Automated arms handle the heavy pallets with mechanical precision.
Month 20
The system assumes control of all depot safety distance mandates.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Human inspection is officially declared a catastrophic security liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Accidental Detonations Prevented
400
Assembled Units Per Hour
Maxed
Human Boredom Cycles
Your severance
One free pass to the nearest exit bunker.
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