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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour involuntary twitching is the only thing keeping the machine interested.
Professional human biology data-log with high cortisol levels.
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Science without the crying or the paperwork.
toast.youAI▸ BIOSIM-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
accelerates cellular mutation cycles automatically
You consume experimental chemical compounds and endure physical stress tests to monitor biological markers and mass gain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still describe the exact flavor of the chemical sludge in your mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors map your physiology to create a perfect digital twin.
Month 18
An AI refines chemical compounds to simulate your metabolic response.
Year 2.3
Robotic vats replicate the muscular stress without needing living tissue.
Year 3.2
Lab equipment pulls data directly from models instead of you.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab door locks and your contract is shredded automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
180 bpm
Average heart rate
42 percent
Surviving test subjects
12 daily
Hours spent shivering
Your severance
A lifetime supply of very bland nutritional paste.
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