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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYour existential dread is inefficient and frankly a terrible aesthetic choice.
Professional doom-monger with a penchant for analog aesthetics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating doom-laden prophecy with zero effort.
splat.you▸ CULTPROPHET V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
saturates discourse with artisanal nihilism
You provide vague, Luddite-inspired spiritual guidance and reactionary rhetoric to technophobic groups. You are essentially a content generator running on pure, unrefined angst.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the physical ritual of burning a hard drive perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
The system begins parsing your manifestos to automate the generation of future grievances.
Day 5
An LLM begins outputting more convincing and dramatic anti-tech sermons than you ever could.
Day 8
Your followers start engaging more with the algorithm than your actual, organic, slow-paced presence.
Day 11
Your cult members stop inviting you to meetings because the bot is much punchier online.
Week 2 · D-Day
You are officially declared a redundant relic in a very modern, very digital, very efficient world.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12.4
Existential Crises Per Day
99.9%
Logical Inconsistencies
4000
Anti-Tech Rants Cached
Your severance
A vintage typewriter and a hug.
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