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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Museum Archiver jobs? · Latest report #rgar87ew
Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour infinite filing cabinet is finally meeting a much faster shredder.
Dust-wielder, index-whisperer, and keeper of forgotten receipt stacks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloging the past for a faster future.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARCHIVEPULSE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every scrap of history in nanoseconds
You catalog, index, and store aging artifacts while battling dust and fading ink labels. History is now being digitized.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically decipher the handwriting of a madman from 1842.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners capture the text on every folder label.
Month 4
AI models guess the contents of boxes without opening them.
Month 11
Robotic gantries pull archives from high-density storage racks.
Month 20
Vision algorithms generate searchable tags for every physical object.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The museum completes the transition to a purely digital archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1000x faster
Box scanning speed
High
Human error margin
Lowered
Artifact degradation risk
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum gift shop.
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