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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCurating spreadsheets while the exhibits decay in the archives.
Professional cat-herder of fragile egos and expensive canvases.
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Curating culture without the expensive lunch meetings.
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filters art collections by tax deductibility
You juggle grant applications, board reports, and exhibition schedules. You pretend the donor's nephew understands art history.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a donor about why the basement flooded.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Language models draft and submit your grant applications instantly.
Month 5
Donors interact with chatbots instead of your polite nodding.
Month 13
Sensors and software track every crate without your spreadsheets.
Year 2.2
A screen simulates consensus for the board's confused questions.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The museum operates efficiently because you are no longer there.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,000/sec
Grant proposals processed
0%
Board meeting patience
Infinite
Art jargon fluency
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop museum cafe.
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