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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsStanding in a silent hall makes you the exhibit, not us.
Professional statue-sitter and protector of the velvet rope.
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Silent, sleepless, and never judges your footwear.
no no noyou▸ GUARDBOT GALLERY 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans visitors for prohibited flash photography
You monitor galleries for rule-breakers, provide basic directions, and ensure artifacts remain untouched by sticky tourist hands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a child is about to touch a painting just by intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res vision sensors begin monitoring for rule-breaking behavior in real-time.
Month 4
Wall-mounted displays replace your function as a glorified human map.
Month 10
Sensors detect proximity to art and trigger warnings without human intervention.
Month 18
Rolling sensor platforms take over your daily walking route through galleries.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The museum is fully automated and your shift is officially over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
15000
Steps walked daily
8
Accidental leaning incidents
42
Directions provided to toilet
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop clearance bin.
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