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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour pithy museum tweet is just data for a faster machine.
Professional storyteller, full-time curator of internet noise.
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Automated engagement for dead history.
no no noyou▸ EXHIBITPULSE AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules viral content for every national holiday
You draft museum press releases and manage social media content schedules for national exhibits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a press release sounds too much like a bot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over your daily social media calendar posting.
Month 3
Large language models generate perfect press release copy automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms detect and draft responses to every public mention.
Month 8
Curated factual databases replace manual curator sign-off workflows.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too low
Average engagement
zero
Press release typos
constant
Content output
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum's empty gift shop.
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