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December 26, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCurating your own obsolescence while wearing a very expensive scarf.
Professional fundraiser with a passion for dusty relics.
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secures billionaire funding via algorithm
You oversee collections, secure funding, and manage exhibits. Your biggest struggle is explaining why the budget is zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a wealthy donor into funding a wing they never visit.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and submit perfect grant applications automatically.
Month 5
Personalized emails replace your awkward gala small talk.
Month 13
Software optimizes floor layout based on foot traffic data.
Year 1.9
Legal agents handle all repatriation and acquisition protocols instantly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The museum board elects a server cluster to the directorship.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 yearly
Funding pleas rejected
800 annually
Gala hours wasted
99 percent
Collection storage depth
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop storage room.
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