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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA glorified map-folder who loses to a QR code.
Professional pointer-at-maps and bathroom-direction-expert.
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The infinite queue that never complains.
squeeze.youAI▸ GATEKEEPER-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
directs crowds with aggressive laser pointers
You greet visitors, manage ticketing queues, and answer the same three questions about the toilets all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a school group is about to cause a panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Large touchscreens now handle all ticket sales and visitor check-ins.
Month 5
Floor-based projection lights guide visitors directly to the restrooms.
Month 11
Sensors detect crowd density and manage entry flow without human intervention.
Month 18
Holographic guides answer all standard visitor questions automatically.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The front desk is replaced by a high-efficiency turnstile and gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Unlimited
Visitors greeted per hour
Zero
Toilet location queries
None
Ticket printing errors
Your severance
Two laminated maps and a free museum keychain.
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