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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsStanding near expensive art is not a high-value survival strategy.
Professional statue-sitter and velvet-rope enthusiast.
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Total perimeter silence at zero effort.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-VAULT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys silent sonic deterrents on contact
You walk corridors, monitor CCTV feeds, and remind distracted visitors not to touch the oil paintings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific mood of a tourist before they decide to touch something.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Vision models detect unauthorized movement far better than tired human eyes.
Month 4
Sensors and gates guide visitors without human verbal intervention.
Month 10
Incident reports are now generated instantly by internal system logging.
Month 16
Patrols are replaced by autonomous mobile sensors that never blink.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The museum is fully secured by software-driven silence and efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
12,000 daily
Steps taken while bored
8 hours
Seconds spent watching paint dry
42
False alarms per week
Your severance
One complimentary year of membership to the gift shop.
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