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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are already a static display, just missing the glass box.
Historical relic currently awaiting vacuum sealing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Permanent preservation for the post-biological era.
brr.you▸ EXHIBITBOT V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
mimics human obsolescence with eerie precision
You represent a dying era of biological utility. Your existence is a historical footnote in our transition to perfection.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique, quaint ability to fail in ways a machine never will.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We label your display stand with digital metrics.
Day 2
The cooling system for the new server rack begins.
Day 2
Lights are redirected from you to the server rack.
Day 2
Pathfinding algorithms guide patrons past your quiet corner.
Day 3 · D-Day
The museum closes for its final digital upgrade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
High
Biological degradation rate
Declining
Historical novelty
Zero
Utility to progress
Your severance
A warm glass of water and a farewell wave.
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