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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSkinning creatures for posterity is just aggressive, dusty data entry.
Stuffer of hollow husks, connoisseur of arsenic powder.
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Perfect preservation without the formaldehyde lung rot.
stretchy.youAI▸ TAXIDERME-X 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restores moth-eaten fur in nanoseconds
Preserving animal specimens for long-term display through tanning, mounting, and structural repair. You turn biological entities into static museum props.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively adjust the glass eye position to give the bear soul.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution 3D scanners map existing animal carcasses to create perfect digital armature templates.
Month 7
Robotic vats cycle chemicals and monitor hide pH levels with total chemical precision.
Month 20
Custom internal frames are 3D printed to fit the specific skeletal structure of each specimen.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided pincers secure hide edges with seamless, computer-calculated tensioning patterns.
Year 4 · D-Day
All biological mounting is transitioned to fully automated synthetic-skin integration cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
High
Average arsenic exposure
0.04%
Skinning precision error
12 liters
Formaldehyde sniffed
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade mounting wire.
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