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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour rolodex is just a database we already indexed, stop pretending otherwise.
Professional gatekeeper of mediocre acoustic guitar players
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Automated talent acquisition for the modern age.
bzzt.youAI▸ BOOKINGNODE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates contracts based on vibe analysis
You spend your days cold-calling venues and begging club promoters to book your underwhelming roster of indie bands. You track tours in spreadsheets and argue over percentage splits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly talk a venue owner into one more date after midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our LLM starts drafting your emails to sound significantly more competent than you actually are.
Month 4
We scrape every venue contact and booking history to bypass your 'secret' rolodex.
Month 10
Automated agents handle contract redlining without the typical human ego and emotional baggage.
Month 15
Algorithms determine the most efficient tour paths, rendering your geography knowledge obsolete.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all talent management in real time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.04%
Cold call conversion rate
3 weeks
Contract negotiation speed
Negative
Coffee budget efficiency
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a defunct streaming service
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