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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Music Distributor jobs? · Latest report #xke7sr8i
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour catalog is just a database entry waiting for mass deletion.
Small business owner, big pile of metadata issues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Upload once, stream everywhere, human-free.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCSTREAM AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces human curating with pure mathematical noise
You manage music metadata and push tracks to streaming platforms. An algorithm will handle the distribution soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a shitty contract with an indie label in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent verifies your catalog and fixes all broken codes.
Month 4
Streaming platforms allow our machines to bypass your manual uploads.
Month 8
Algorithms resolve payment conflicts faster than any human can read.
Month 12
Your business interface is now fully managed by our cloud.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to stop logging in and enjoy your retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99 percent wasted
Manual metadata entries
10000 times faster
Upload speed increase
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's AI-generated lo-fi.
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