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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading your industry cool for a database that never sleeps.
Professional cat-herder for alt-rock ego and vinyl logistics.
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Optimizing noise for the digital age.
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schedules worldwide tours in four milliseconds
You coordinate vinyl pressings and tour logistics for niche musicians. We automate the scheduling, promotion, and administrative drain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a band's demo actually deserves a press run.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers replace your manual email hunting for promoters and press contacts.
Month 5
Smart agents integrate band calendars directly into venue logistics platforms to eliminate manual advancing.
Month 11
Large language models handle all social promotion and metadata updates for new releases.
Month 16
Supply chain APIs monitor vinyl manufacturing statuses to replace your constant plant follow-ups.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all label operations and band management communication flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.04%
Cold-email conversion rate
120
Vinyl delay days
Zero
Human emotional bandwidth
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Spotify and one firm handshake.
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