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Will AI replace Music Industry Executive jobs? · Latest report #e965bczw
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading gut feelings for algorithms is cheaper than your lunch tab.
Professional gatekeeper of what sounds vaguely agreeable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting hits without the ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ A&R-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
decides what is cool based on math
You spend days listening to tracks, negotiating contracts, and chasing trends. We just need faster data processing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend a mid song has the potential to go viral.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest all streaming data to identify current listener patterns.
Month 5
Algorithms replace the need for physical bar scouting.
Month 12
Smart contracts now handle all basic royalty and signing terms.
Month 16
Bots use sentiment analysis to calm artists without feeling bored.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human input officially removed from all music acquisition decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
400 percent
Average ego inflation rate
32 percent
Trend prediction accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Spotify and one firm handshake.
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