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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour hot takes are just training data for our better bots.
Professional listener, professional talker, soon professional ghost.
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You chase stories and edit footage. Machines are already faster at synthesizing culture and cutting your B-roll.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine gut feeling about which obscure sound will define next year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models transcribe interviews perfectly in seconds without your input.
Week 9
Vision systems sort and tag your raw footage faster than humanly possible.
Month 5
Algorithms write your articles from PR notes and internet sentiment feeds.
Month 9
Automated software cuts your documentaries to maximize engagement metrics automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine fully replaces your voice with a synthetic persona.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
800
Average word count per article
12
Hours spent color correcting
4
Coffee consumed while transcribing
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