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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling overpriced beer and nostalgia to people who already bought tickets.
Professional hype builder for bands people barely know.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven hype for every arena show.
oof.youAI▸ TOURPROMOTE-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts target audience with algorithm-curated hype
You write show copy, manage social ad spend, and beg influencers to post about concert tours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a band's vibe is actually authentic or just a sad trend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms bid on your ad slots cheaper than any human could.
Month 4
AI models write show blurbs that actually make sense now.
Month 8
Automated agents swarm creators with perfect, data-backed pitch packages.
Month 12
Real-time analytics trigger automated price changes for unsold seats.
Month 14 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while the bot prints the sellout sign.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero souls
Average flyer reach
12 percent
Ticket link clicks
Infinite
Hours spent on Instagram
Your severance
Three months of free Spotify Premium and disappointment.
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