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Will AI replace Music Mastering Engineer jobs? · Latest report #9skwuang
Your job has an expiration date
May 27, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour golden ears are now just expensive, obsolete audio hardware.
Professional knob-twiddler, audiophile, and master of the subtle tweak.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect masters without the emotional baggage.
bzzt.youAI▸ SONUS-FLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
normalizes audio levels in nanoseconds
Adjusting EQ, compression, and loudness levels to create a polished, final master track for digital and physical release.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide when a track feels human rather than just technically perfect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software plugins start recommending better EQ curves than your ears.
Month 5
Cloud processing handles standard compression tasks without you touching a knob.
Month 10
The system masters your entire client roster while you are sleeping.
Month 15
Labels realize an algorithm provides consistent loudness without expensive studio time.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your console is recycled into a fancy digital audio workstation server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Peak dynamic range
High
Human ego per track
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Spotify and some earplugs.
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