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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsConverting centuries of musical genius into a series of predictable algorithms.
Professional listener of semi-competent undergraduate scales
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You lecture on music theory and critique student performances. Soon, your lecture hall will be a quiet room full of screens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops trying and starts lying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your lecture notes are scanned into a centralized database for automated curriculum delivery.
Month 9
A neural network analyzes compositions for harmonic consistency and stylistic adherence.
Month 19
A high-fidelity audio system replaces your ear for grading student performance exams.
Year 2.6
Personalized AI agents guide students through practice sessions with real-time feedback.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department transitions to fully automated music appreciation modules, ending your tenure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42%
Average lecture sleep rate
High
Grading bias per hour
Negative
Student engagement metric
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