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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou license songs, but your algorithms will license the entire catalog.
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Closing licensing deals while you sleep.
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secures sync rights for global TV campaigns
You hunt for songwriters, negotiate sync licensing deals, and manage royalty distributions. You spend all day emailing artists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a songwriter is bluffing about their demo's potential hit status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents send personalized song pitches to music supervisors automatically.
Month 6
Legal models generate error-free split sheets and sync agreements instantly.
Month 15
Predictive software identifies missing royalty payments across every global platform.
Year 1.9
Data models evaluate talent success probability better than human intuition.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the entire publishing house without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
142
Emails sent daily
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
Zero
Royalty calculation errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic admin dashboard.
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