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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell dreams that a website can ship in a box.
Expert at dodging questions about drum kit maintenance.
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Automated sales for every musical instrument.
splat.you▸ NOTEBOT RETAIL SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules ten years of lessons in seconds
You manage instrument rentals and lesson schedules while selling sheet music and gear to customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell if a student has practiced enough just by hearing them play.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras track every instrument movement to end manual counts.
Month 5
Customers book their own rentals and sign digital contracts online.
Month 10
Smart software matches lesson times to instructor availability without your help.
Month 15
Sheet music and small accessories move to automated self-service kiosks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The music store operates fully autonomously with no human staff present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42 percent
Average lesson dropout rate
High density
Sheet music dust accumulation
12 units
Rentals unreturned for months
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a metronome app.
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