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January 15, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsTeaching scales and clipping waveforms is just data processing with volume.
Musician by heart, audio technician by necessity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pitch and production, minus the ego.
split.you▸ AUDIOSYNTHETIX CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
quantizes humanity out of every track
You coach students through theory and capture audio signals for polished records. The machine is listening.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops feeling the music.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Adaptive software corrects student rhythm during every single lesson.
Month 5
AI plugins balance your multitrack projects in mere seconds.
Month 13
A screen-based mentor monitors fingering techniques through high-speed sensors.
Year 2.3
Robotic patch bays automate your entire signal routing setup.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine generates a hit song without needing your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average student patience
14 weekly
Clipping incidents
892
Unread emails
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a sound library nobody uses.
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