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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the next chord progression is a math problem, not art.
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bzzt.youAI▸ HARMONICORE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs your favorite symphony into binary
Analyzes harmonic structures and formal compositions. Decodes musical patterns for academic consumption.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a dissonant chord feels like a punch to the gut.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest every score and treatise ever written to build a foundational harmonic map.
Month 4
Algorithm identifies the specific structural fingerprints that define historical compositional movements.
Month 10
System generates academic discourse on musical form faster than any human department.
Month 15
The AI publishes its own musicological critique and Peer Review ignores the difference.
Month 19 · D-Day
Music theory becomes a purely computational process with no requirement for human interpretation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
890,000/sec
Tritone substitutions identified
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Zero
Music theory papers published
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to random white noise generators.
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