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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling overpriced cables to teenagers who cannot play Wonderwall correctly.
Professional gatekeeper of the local gear scene.
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The infinite employee who never touches gear
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mutes the floor with automated acoustic foam
Demonstrating instruments for hesitant buyers and managing inventory of fragile gear. Balancing commission targets with the soul-crushing repetition of daily guitar store noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically feign interest in a customer's terrible original song demo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags on every guitar case will track stock levels without manual ledger entry.
Month 5
Robotic playback systems will demonstrate any instrument's range without needing a human player.
Month 10
Algorithmic pricing adjustments will eliminate the need for your clumsy commission-based negotiation tactics.
Month 15
Touchscreen interfaces will handle all technical questions about patch cables and amplifier wattage.
Month 21 · D-Day
The store locks you out as the gantry system takes over all retail operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 Daily
Average E-String Snaps
12
Wannabe Rockstars Per Hour
67%
Commission Loss Rate
Your severance
One free set of strings and a store discount.
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