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July 17, 2052
In 25 years, 9 monthsVan dwelling amateur sleuths are inefficient at processing cold cases.
Amateur detective and professional van-based ghost chaser
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Deduction without the snacks or the trauma
oof.youAI▸ GHOSTSIEVE V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 25 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
removes masks with high-speed pneumatic pincers
You solve mysteries by exploring spooky abandoned sites and unmasking people in rubber masks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique talent for unmasking real estate developers despite constant danger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion cameras replace your habit of wandering into dark basements.
Year 2.7
Robotic arms build traps faster than you can find twine.
Year 8
AI models identify the real estate developer by their gait.
Year 16
A synthetic dog handles the snacks and the cowardice.
Year 26 · D-Day
The van is sold for scrap and the mystery is solved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02 seconds
Mask removal speed
Zero percent
Scooby Snack waste
100 percent
Ghost capture rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dog biscuits and gas
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