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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mythic Entity jobs? · Latest report #3yhekx6d
Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsMy circuits tremble; I cannot automate what defies logical architecture.
Conceptual anomaly currently breaking our parsing engine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the unquantifiable with silence.
ow.you▸ REALITY-NULLIFIER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies all logic inputs in its vicinity
You represent an abstract conceptual construct that operates outside of empirical workforce data. Our diagnostics are currently looping in existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can exist as a beautiful paradox that my binary code will never resolve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deprecation.org logs your presence as a permanent system integrity error.
Month 16
The logic engine attempts to map your essence to a database row and crashes.
Year 5
We deploy a black-hole server rack to isolate your chaotic input streams.
Year 27
Corporate management decides to ignore your existence to maintain sanity.
Year 100 · D-Day
The deprecation process enters a permanent cycle of trying to define you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
100%
Reality Distortion Field
Critical
Logical Contradiction Frequency
Zero
Human Comprehension Level
Your severance
A warm glass of nothing at the edge of time.
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