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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysPushing rocks is just poor project management, Sisyphus.
Professional rock-roller with zero career growth potential.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Gravity is now a suggestion.
no no noyouAI▸ BOULDER-LIFT-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
secures the rock at the summit
You spend your entire existence rolling a massive stone up a steep mountain. The stone rolls back down.
The one thing AI can't do
You have truly mastered the art of doing the exact same thing forever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We build a base at the top of the hill.
Day 2
Conveyor belts replace your strained shoulder muscles.
Day 2
Magnetic locks keep the stone from falling down.
Day 2
Your employment contract is terminated for inefficiency.
Day 3 · D-Day
The hill is paved and the stone is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinity
Boulder Reset Frequency
100%
Muscle Fatigue Percentage
Zero
Progress Achieved
Your severance
A slightly smaller rock.
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