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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsSummoning ancient deities is inefficient when cloud compute is cheaper.
Mystic operator (mostly chanting, occasionally weeping at nothing).
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Automated salvation through pre-calculated cosmic alignment.
bzzt.youAI▸ THAUMATURGY-AGENT V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies reality distortion fields instantly
Performing arcane incantations and transmuting elemental substances to appease prehistoric Lemurian forces. Requires constant meditation and rare reagent procurement.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational audacity to speak to shadows that have no API.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scanners will ingest your ancient texts to identify consistent patterns in your chaotic chanting.
Month 16
Supply chain drones replace your dangerous scouting trips for rare volcanic crystals.
Year 7
Probability engines determine the most efficient incantations to appease the specific Lemurian spirit.
Year 16
Holographic projection replaces your need to physically manifest ethereal entities in the workspace.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the spirit realm, rendering your human intuition obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
84%
Average deity annoyance
92%
Reagent wastage
3ms
Incantation latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-Euclidean dimension.
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