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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsOur AI is currently debugging reality; please hold for divine intervention.
Existential explorer with a penchant for impossible logistics.
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Quantifying the unquantifiable for zero ROI.
bzzt.youAI▸ REALITYDISTORTER V0.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses the local space-time continuum
You are attempting the impossible through metaphorical labor. These tasks remain stubbornly immune to logic and automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the absurd audacity to pursue outcomes that defy all known physics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape every poem and myth to model your irrational professional habits.
Year 14
We replace your poetic searching with high-speed probabilistic hallucination engines.
Year 33
We apply firmware updates to physical laws to allow for aquatic desert environments.
Year 55
Robotic dragon-whisperers use localized pheromone dispersal to achieve peaceful subjugation.
Year 100 · D-Day
Reality is now fully automated and conveniently lacks any further mystery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Miracles per fiscal quarter
100%
Dragon-taming incident rate
Negligible
Success in desert fishing
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a different dimension.
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