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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou hunt legends; I hunt the overhead of your imagination.
Professional dream-chaser with a very empty trophy cabinet.
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Quantifying the impossible for shareholders
split.youAI▸ MYTHICTRACKER V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters reality to delete unwanted cryptids
You track, bait, and physically restrain entities that supposedly do not exist. Your role relies on tracking elusive, non-Euclidean targets in unstructured, magical, and highly unpredictable wilderness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish between a real unicorn and a horse with a plastic cone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imaging begins identifying anomalies in the forest that your eyes keep missing.
Month 16
Algorithm learns that your unicorn sightings correlate perfectly with your caffeine intake levels.
Year 5
Drones replace manual baiting with precise pheromone dispersal systems designed by fantasy-logic heuristics.
Year 14
Vision-guided capture rigs begin deploying containment fields that require zero human dexterity to operate.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system determines unicorns are statistically irrelevant and marks the department for total closure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.0004%
capture success rate
none
mythical encounter density
4 tons
annual glitter cleanup
Your severance
One gold-plated hoof pick and a map to nowhere.
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