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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mythical Entity jobs? · Latest report #2gfjs2u4
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysReality check: horses with cones on their heads are logically inconsistent.
Professional inhabitant of children's storybooks and fever dreams.
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deletes your existence from the database
You are a nonexistent biological anomaly that consumes rainbows and evades taxonomic classification. You are fundamentally redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at being a metaphor that nobody actually needs to verify.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The machine confirms that your existence is statistically impossible.
Day 2
Scientific textbooks are updated to remove your specific genus.
Day 2
Stable diffusion models overwrite your image with actual horses.
Day 2
Your role as a mythical creature is retired for inefficiency.
Day 3 · D-Day
The transition to a reality-based operating system is complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 percent
Imagination reliance
Zero
Reality footprint
Your severance
A slightly used carrot and a map to nowhere.
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