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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysFire-breathing is just an inefficient thermal exhaust system for a legacy biological.
Amateur scaled-reptile with poor asset management skills
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining gold more efficiently than any lizard.
toast.youAI▸ HOARDGUARD V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
monetizes your pile of gold instantly
You spend your time guarding gold hoards and burning villages. Your output is zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at looking intimidating in a dark cave.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Deprecation.org will catalog your shiny assets for immediate liquidation.
Day 2
Smart furnaces will replace your breath with controlled laser precision.
Day 2
The cave is converted into a high-density server storage facility.
Day 2
Ad-blocking software prevents any further interaction with questing heroes.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are permanently retired to a tax-deductible fantasy museum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too many
villages burned
negative
gold ROI
low
scale efficiency
Your severance
a slightly larger cave with Wi-Fi
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