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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour job description is literally a religious crisis waiting to happen.
Amateur pantheon-wrestler and professional existentialist
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated divinity de-escalation for the modern age.
toast.youAI▸ DEITYDOWNER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies divine intervention protocols
You engage in high-stakes metaphysical confrontation against immortal entities. It mostly involves existential dread, weapon maintenance, and divine retribution management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly look a god in the eye while defying their absolute authority.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models will parse divine intent to reduce combat frequency.
Year 2.7
Sensors detect divine strikes faster than human neural pathways can register.
Year 14
Gantry-mounted weaponry replaces the need for mortal combatants in standard god-fights.
Year 25
Algorithmic environment anchors prevent the gods from breaking physics during skirmishes.
Year 40 · D-Day
A centralized server manages the universe, making your sword-swinging skills entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
98%
Divine Wrath Absorbed
1:1
Immortality Parity
40%
Prophecy Accuracy
Your severance
a lightning-proof umbrella and an eternity of silence
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