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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mythological Creature jobs? · Latest report #4fjibdz6
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour entire existence is just a placeholder for a better simulation.
Small, green, and fundamentally replaceable in any dungeon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficient, procedural, and entirely paper-thin.
split.you▸ GREMLINPATH-AI 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
spawns infinite waves of low-res annoyance
You occupy space in fantasy settings by being small, greedy, and easily defeated by low-level adventurers. You are fundamentally a minor nuisance to be cleared.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at hiding in dark, damp, poorly ventilated corners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Algorithm generates you in the background before the player even walks into the room.
Day 2
High-resolution rendering makes your existence look redundant even before you are killed.
Day 2
Scripts replace all goblin encounters with smarter, more efficient enemy types.
Day 2
All your hoard data is deleted to save server storage space.
Day 3 · D-Day
The cave is now empty and perfectly optimized for future expansion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4
Gold coins stolen
1.2s
Defeat speed
99%
Anoyance rating
Your severance
A single rusted copper coin and a map.
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