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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 4, 2066
In 39 years, 9 monthsFeeding giant venomous serpents is a process risk we will optimize.
Professional serpent-whisperer in an increasingly lithic environment.
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Automated containment for high-threat biology.
toast.youAI▸ BASILISK-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 39 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes petrification fields with active optics
You oversee the habitat maintenance, specialized feeding, and safety containment of dangerous mythical fauna. Your role is primarily survival-based risk management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell if the beast is actually angry or just bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the Basilisk's gaze pattern and movement to identify safe zones.
Year 2.7
Robotic arms replace manual feeding by deploying nutrients into the lair.
Year 14
Custom vacuum systems remove molted scales without exposing human life.
Year 22
Shielding robots install permanent refractive barriers around the habitat.
Year 40 · D-Day
The facility goes autonomous and your access badge is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
too many
petting deaths
0%
stone-gaze resistance
metric tons
fecal weight
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade mirrored sunglasses.
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