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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksObserving nonexistent foxes is truly the peak of modern economic utility.
Professional wanderer of imaginary forest paths.
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Automated spiritual validation for the irrational.
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projects holographic spirits into empty rooms
You spend your time documenting spectral sightings and maintaining shrines to imaginary deities. Your role provides zero measurable output for global capital.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find profound meaning in empty woods where nothing actually exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify the exact locations of your shrines to optimize automated observation paths.
Day 6
Projection units replace the need for waiting in silence for divine sightings.
Day 12
Automated dispensers ensure your offerings are refreshed with clinical, non-spiritual efficiency.
Week 3
Generative algorithms standardize your folklore into a digestible, corporate-friendly narrative.
Week 4 · D-Day
The forest is fully logged and digitized, making your physical presence a liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Fox sightings per annum
High
Shrine incense consumption
100%
Reality check failure rate
Your severance
One digital prayer bead and a warm goodbye.
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