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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour theoretical expertise is just a fancy way of saying manual labour.
Specialist in applied wormhole theory and expensive metal alignment.
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Perfect alignment, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ HERTZ-BAUMANN AUTO-ALIGN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates manifolds during transit
You align complex navigational nacelle manifolds for wormhole flight. It involves high-precision tolerance testing and extreme material stress calibration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle metallurgical resonance of a nacelle misalignment without checking the diagnostic logs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every manifold dimension to a high-fidelity model.
Month 3
Robotic arms replicate your hand motions with superior steadiness.
Month 8
Lasers replace your eyes for checking weld integrity in vacuum.
Month 16
The gantry unit handles the high heat and radiation environment.
Year 2 · D-Day
The Auto-Align 9000 handles all nacelle fitting without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002mm
Manifold tolerance deviation
14 percent
Theoretical error probability
4.2 terahertz
Nacelle vibration frequency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of anti-radiation shielding.
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