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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour light-matter equations are cute, but the machine calculates faster.
Still waiting for the laser to align itself.
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Simulating light paths before you wake up.
wheee!you▸ PHOTONSIM-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates entire quantum light states instantaneously
You model light behavior at the nanoscale and test optical materials in specialized, expensive laboratory setups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically realign the laser path when the optical table drifts slightly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors on your optical tables start reporting results directly to us.
Month 5
Our cloud agents write your computational models in record time.
Month 13
Vision-guided gantry systems replace your manual laser adjustment task.
Year 1.9
The machine generates funding pitches that humans actually approve.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your lab access is revoked as the automated platform goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging code
12
Grant proposals rejected annually
800
Hours waiting for vacuum chambers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital journals.
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