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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTraining you for years only to be replaced by a chemical sensor.
Professional sniffer, connoisseur of baggage tape and belly rubs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The nose that never needs a walk.
stretchy.youAI▸ SNIFF-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects trace chemicals at nanogram levels
Sniffing luggage and cargo for illegal substances using an acute sense of smell and training.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which luggage is suspicious by the way the handler's pulse changes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Chemical signatures are mapped by high-speed vapor sensors.
Month 12
Stationary detection portals are installed at major transit hubs.
Year 2
Miniaturized gas chromatographs mount onto autonomous roaming units.
Year 3
Machine detection rates officially exceed biological threshold markers.
Year 4 · D-Day
All biological sniffing units transition to full-time retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
99.9 percent
Sniffing accuracy rate
zero
Treats per hour
none
Average nap duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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