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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour wet nose is no match for a mass spectrometer.
Good boy with a focus on chemical compounds.
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Superior chemical analysis without the slobber.
ow.youAI▸ SNIFF-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects trace molecules through solid concrete
You spend your days sniffing luggage and cargo for contraband odors. You live for the tennis ball reward.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can actually make the handler smile during a shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins logging air composition in target zones.
Month 7
High-sensitivity mass spectrometers replace the human-led patrol.
Month 16
The AI learns to distinguish between coffee and illegal substances.
Year 2.2
Automated gates scan all luggage without any human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
All biological screening units are officially retired from duty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
4000
Sniffs per hour
0
Treats per shift
0.01%
False positive rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end tennis balls.
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