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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsOrbiting the Earth to do chores a drone handles for cheaper.
Professional zero-gravity experimenter and heavy-duty suit wearer.
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Science without the biological fragility.
toast.youAI▸ ORBITALDRONE MK IV▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
repairs satellite arrays during solar flares
You perform complex orbital repairs and conduct scientific experiments in microgravity environments while managing life support systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a mission-ending electrical fault using only duct tape.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Sensors and low-latency feedback loops replace manual station maintenance tasks.
Year 8
Robotic arms take over the routine collection of biological samples.
Year 18
Smart docking ports eliminate the need for human-controlled capture maneuvers.
Year 28
Navigation computers manage station altitude and debris avoidance without human input.
Year 40 · D-Day
The station is fully automated and human crew quarters are decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Zero
G-force tolerance
Excessive
Oxygen consumption
Infinite
Radiation repair cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-orbit museum display.
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