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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsZero-G research is just manual labor in an expensive tin can.
Professional high-altitude researcher, orbiting at tax-payer expense.
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Science without the oxygen dependency.
ow.youAI▸ ORBITAL-OPS V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
repairs satellite arrays during solar storms
Conducts complex experiments in microgravity and performs high-stakes extravehicular maintenance on orbiting hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can troubleshoot a mission-critical valve failure with only duct tape and pure instinct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Robot arms handle the delicate biological samples without shaking.
Year 3.3
Swarm drones handle exterior hull maintenance and satellite repairs.
Year 7
The entire station runs on self-correcting logic scripts.
Year 8
No humans required for long-term orbital research anymore.
Year 10 · D-Day
The last launch manifest is updated for zero human cargo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero percent
Space sickness frequency
Non-existent
Bone density loss
Heavily reduced
Launch weight payload
Your severance
A lifetime supply of freeze-dried space ice cream.
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